Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Parliament. That's it.