• Sydney:

    Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.

  • Melbourne:

    Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.

  • Brisbane:

    Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole

  • Adelaide:

    The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.

  • Darwin:

    Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.

  • Hobart:

    Beautiful scenery. Incest.

  • Perth:

    Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.

  • Canberra:

    Parliament. That's it.

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(Source: sorelatable)


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